"Neutron Star Gymnast" Tee - Because Regular Crushing Just Isn't Dense Enough tech wordplay shirt LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S

LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 25 34 - 37 M 25 ¼ 38 - 41 L 26 ½ 42 - 45 XL 27 ½ 46 - 49 2XL 28 50 - 53

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"Neutron Star Gymnast" Tee - Because Regular Crushing Just Isn't Dense Enough tech wordplay shirt LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SBehold, the shirt that brings new meaning to "heavy rotation"! Featuring a neutron star doing its best Olympic floor routine (scoring a perfect 10^30 kg m, naturally). This tee celebrates those overachieving stellar remnants that took "condensing matter" way too literally and turned it into an extreme sport. For those times when you want to casually remind everyone that you know about objects so dense they can crush atoms like we crush potato chips