Get Toned Not Stoned - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Hanging a shingle that says

Hanging a shingle that says "Law Offices" implies you own more than one suit and haven't been held in contempt before lunch

Inspired by Total Recall

and nobody else even got the invite

Clean white bold uppercase text below reads "DADS AGAINST DAUGHTERS DATING

White sans-serif text below reads "NETWORK TELEVISION" above a thin blue-to-white gradient line

Get Toned Not Stoned - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Hanging a shingle that saysPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold