Menlo Park Roller Rink - Perkasie, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt summer Choosing fried potatoes over human

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

Santa openly admitting he does it for the ho's is the most honest thing a man in a red suit has ever said

" Bold distressed white sans-serif text reads "AUNT" below

Spicoli's list of life requirements fits on one hand

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Menlo Park Roller Rink - Perkasie, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt summer Choosing fried potatoes over humanRoller rinks in small town Pennsylvania closed before most people wearing this were born, which makes the nostalgia completely bulletproof. Nothing ruins a memory like having one. The Details: Golden yellow script text reads "Skate!" inside a red bordered yellow circle, with white and red serif text reading " FOR EXCITEMENT!" and " FOR FUN!" below. A 1950s style illustration depicts a red haired woman in a lavender dress and a man in a red cap roller