Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST

Slapping Snake Plissken's scowl where the heart should be is the most honest tourism campaign Manhattan never deserved

Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

followed by italic script reading "Commodities Brokers

A small dark navy square in the upper right contains a white silhouette of a surfer riding a wave

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Arched distressed white text readsRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: